How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

(via hellozombiesailor)

timelesriver:

I'm just an Insect
Trying to
get out of the night

I only stick with You
Because there
are no others

You're All i NEED

(via fuks)


"…every living creature on earth dies alone”
rusalla:


Hornet Lizard a.k.a. Blood squirting lizard when threatened are capable of squirting blood from their eyes. It’s meant to confuse predators, but also contains a chemical that is noxious to dogs, wolves, and coyotes.
zinni-ahh:

coltre:

I love youBut I gotta let you go
I’m finding myself now. 

most relatable post I’ve seen yet. perfect timing as well.
notalyson:

notalyson:

lil quick one

Hey everyone, I don’t really have an acceptance speech prepared, but I hit 100k notes. Where’s my “I’m tumblr famous” lapel pin?
finalxxanonxxrazor:

Cotton-candy (m-eslons 10 & 30)